Ralph and Karina danced first with GET THIS, a samba to Sweet Home Alabama? WHAT THE.....??? They totally got screwed by that mix and though I would've been impressed with most of the dance (minus the two-step BS) in another setting, with different costumes and music, this one ended up making me scratch my head. Things that make you go hhhmmm.
Chris and Cheryl danced a Viennese Waltz to America the Beautiful and I have to say that I'm with Carrie Ann and I feel like I have grossly misjudged him. I can't help but be charmed by him, in spite of myself, and his dancing was quite good, too. I didn't even know who he was, before DWTS. Just the other day, the boy and I were at the movies when The Rock came on (in a clip from the next installment of The Fast and the Furious-wootwoot), immediately following some trailer for a UFC (?) movie and I said, "So, you know Chris Jericho? Yeah, he's on DWTS and he beat The Rock and John Cena." The boy says, "You know that's WWE, not UFC, right? That's all fake." Oh...'scuse me. I'm ok with not having known that, prior to movie night.
Petra and Dmitry danced (I think) a quick step, to Viva Las Vegas. Petra is still gorgeous (I may be forming a crush here) and her beauty overwhelms me at times, but I don't think she has a competitive bone in her body. The dance was too much for her, though I applaud her efforts. It's in icky dance, anyway, honey, don't let it get you down. I don't if she's long for the show, unfortunately.
Romeo and Chelsie foxtrotted to New York New York and I LOVED Romeo's swagger in that dance. How fun!! Still not my fave and I continue to be surprised by his personality, but they are really cute together.
Hines and Kym did a RUMBA (Hines, my man, it is not a ROMBA, although I could help with the speech therapy and I'm available anytime) that was just spectacular. He made it look so effortless. I was just amazed at the connections and the way his hands moved, transferring her from here to there. WOW!! High scorers of the night for good reason!
Kirstie and my man Maks performed a fox trot...IF you can call it that. She just keeps tryin to get with him. Don't get me wrong, I do not blame her one bit and I guess she has that sultry look going on...well, either that or the dripping with desperation thing, I'm not sure which. At any rate, that outfit made her look like a worn out genie. I still love her spunk and his uh...everything, but I think they're gonna need to step it up a bit if they want to hang around much longer.
Kendra and Louis danced an I-don't-know-what to Yankee Doodle Dandy and can I have a word or two with the producer for letting them be the 1000th dance. PPFFFTT! Somebody PLEASE put her out of her misery and mine, too. I seriously sit here wondering how she made money as a stripper. I mean, I guess it's not like it's a skilled trade and I guess some men might like that trash talk that comes out of her mouth, but the place for that is not my DWTS. Girl is too much of a whiner and, while I get it, I am just sick of hearing it. Go. Go now. Yes, I am aware I didn't review their dance. Eh, who cares...REALLY? She didn't fall, but she wears this very menacing smile the entire time and I just throw back 40-ouncer for her and be done with it. Seriously, enough with the playboy bunnies already.
Finishing off last night was Chelsea and Mark. I just LOVE them!! They danced the samba to some Miley Cyrus song. It was good, they have such fresh energy, so fabulous to watch, but omg how could they miss up the promenade moves of all things? Nonetheless, they are still part of my dream team. That girl is so talented!
Check back in a couple of hours for an update on who got voted off!
SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT!!! Petra and Dmitry voted off. ::sigh:: Oh well, it would've happened eventually. Sorry, love, you were just too sweet for the show. Now, let's get this party STAAAARTED!!!!
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